Fast15 Playwriting Challenge!

Rules of Playfulness:
1 • You come to this page and Like it.
1A • existing fans may send referrals to Like the page, and in return, get to suggest a prop, an action, or a setting that I have to incorporate into the new fan's play.
2 • You (the new fan) post your opening line of dialogue on this wall, w/ or w/o a character name.
3 • I title each play after you.
4 • I write the next 14 lines, in real time, in the comments beneath your opening line.
5 • We put responses at the end of each play, starting at line 16 and onwards.
6 • We tell others to steal this and try it themselves.
7 • FAST15 GO!!!